No conspiracy! No conspiracy!

One accused Jewish pedophile is trying to help a convicted Jewish pedophile keep the legal contemplations of his confirmed sex trafficking crimes under wraps. Also, if you believe that Jews have ever conspired at anything for their self-perceived mutual benefit, you are a hater and an anti-semitic conspiracy theorist manifestly guilty of the crime of Noticing. You’re probably Hitler too.

A court hearing on whether to unseal sensitive documents involving the alleged sex trafficking of underage girls by Palm Beach multimillionaire Jeffrey Epstein — and the possible involvement of his influential friends — will play out in a New York City courtroom next week.

But it may happen behind closed doors, with the news media and public barred — at least in part.

An attorney for lawyer Alan Dershowitz wrote a letter to the U.S. District Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit on Tuesday, asking whether the media should be excluded from the proceeding because his oral arguments on behalf of his client could contain sensitive information that has been under seal.

The appeals court had not responded to his concern as of Friday, but if the hearing is closed during his lawyer’s argument, it would represent the latest in a long history of successful efforts to keep details of Epstein’s sex crimes sealed.

Dershowitz, a professor emeritus at Harvard, constitutional law expert and criminal defense attorney, represented Epstein, who in 2008 received what many consider an unusually light sentence for sexually abusing dozens of girls at his Palm Beach mansion. Two women — one of whom was underage — have said Epstein and his partner, British socialite and environmentalist Ghislaine Maxwell, directed them to have sex with Dershowitz, 80, and other wealthy, powerful men. Dershowitz and Maxwell have denied the claims.

The (((Chief Judge))) of the U.S. District Court of Appeals for the Second Court could not be reached for comment, as his office reported that he had a meeting scheduled with (((Robert Kraft))), the winner of the $1 million 2019 Genesis Prize for having made a significant contribution to improving the world, being proud of his Jewish heritage, and inspiring young Jews through his dedication to philanthropy and social justice, at the Young Blossoms of Asia Day Spa.