London Mayor Implements ‘Knife Control.’ Ben Shapiro Responds With Perfect Tweet. Internet Melts Down.
Conservatives. It’s astonishing how easy it is for their enemies to lead them around by the nose.
Media: Here are your opinion leaders. You will follow them!
Conservatives: Hah! That Ben Shapiro, he’s sharp as a tack, he is! He sure showed those cheese-eating surrender monkeys!
This very important news story about Ben Shapiro’s Twitter prowess by James Barrett presently has 39.3k views. Keep that in mind when you find yourself chortling about how stupid liberals are.
On an almost completely unrelated note, it is even more amusing to see that the Pakistani mayor of London actually implemented a policy that had hitherto been a joke among the pro-gun crowd. Is it time to start the National Butterknife Association?
Motto: Knives don’t kill people. People kill people.
On the plus side, the knife controllers won’t have to pry any knives out of cold dead hands, since the butter tends to make them a little more slippery.