Shut up, Creepy Joe

At least when Donald Trump talked about grabbing women, they were actually adult women:

Former Vice President Joe Biden said he would “beat the hell out of” President Donald Trump if they were in high school over his crude comments about women.

“When a guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, ‘I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it’ and then said, ‘I made a mistake,’” Biden said Tuesday of Trump, according to video of the remarks posted on Facebook by the University of Miami College Democrats.

“They asked me would I like to debate this gentleman, and I said no. I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him,’” said Biden, getting laughter and applause from the crowd at the University of Miami.

And Trump didn’t do it on camera either. But Creepy Uncle Joe doesn’t just grab women. He totally creeps on them, especially if they’re little girls.

I hope Joe Biden is the Democratic nominee. We already saw how effectively the God-Emperor used the rhetorical term “Crooked Hillary”. Imagine how much mileage he’d get out of “Creepy Joe”.