114 Gilbert Gamma Rays (8-6-0)
93 Bane Cornshuckers (9-5-0)
91 Boot Hill Bogs (3-10-1)
49 Greenfield Grizzlies (9-5-0)
73 Texas Chili Eaters (8-5-1)
54 Mounds View Meerkats (8-6-0)
62 RR Redbeards (9-5-0)
57 Clerical Errs (2-12-0)
57 King (7-7-0)
46 Favre Dollar Footlongs (6-8-0)
One game out of first, 14 points from scoring the most points, and I miss the playoffs. Well, I can’t complain. It was a MAJOR choke job by D. Thomas, G. Bernard, and A. Morris, who scored 0 points, 24 less than estimated and 20 less than I needed.
It rather reminds me of the playoff game the year I had both Daunte Culpepper and Jeff Garcia, obliterated the regular season, and agonized over which one of them to start. I don’t remember with whom I went, because it turned out it didn’t matter, both of them scored next to nothing and I went one-and-done.
In the 2014 VPFL playoffs, the Chili Eaters are favored by a single point over the regular season champion Cornshuckers, and the Redbeards are favored over the defending champion Grizzlies.
Ladies and gentlemen, JOHNNY FOOTBALL! This is not a quarterback who is ready for the NFL. His second (third) interception was one of the worst I’ve seen in a long time.