When rape fantasies go awry

Thanks to the manifold blessings of vibrancy, two lucky Delaware women were able to see their (interracial?) rape fantasies come true, albeit in what appears to have been a profoundly disappointing manner:

Neighbors near Kosciuszko Park in Wilmington expressed anger and
outrage Friday, after learning the details of a brutal gang-rape that
happened in the park Thursday. Police say two women, ages 32 and 24, were reportedly attacked and
sexually assaulted by a group of 10 to 12 black male juveniles in
Kosciuszko Park at about 6:54 p.m. Thursday. According to police, the
suspects, who range in age from 12 to 17-years-old, remain on the loose.

What a pity that the sexual reality so seldom lives up to the dream.  I’m sure it was a little disappointing that instead of being tenderly ravished by Hollywood-designated female fantasy objects Denzel Washington, Isaac Washington, and Blair Underwood, they got stuck, so to speak, by precocious preteens and larval gangstas instead.

It’s amusing to think of Phoenician now desperately searching all over the Internet for a reports of a pack of white juveniles raping black women in order to cry raciss.  Especially in light of how the FBI has reported ZERO white rapes of black women in recent years.

John Derbyshire was right. If women of any race don’t wish to be gang-raped by people who are not even a little bit savage and it would totally be raciss to consider their behavior anything less than one hundred percent civilized, they are advised to avoid being caught alone, unarmed, or in insufficient numbers, in excessively vibrant circumstances.

UPDATE: I am vastly amused by the reaction of this pair of white boy gammas:

David Gorski ‏@gorskon
Misogyny and blatant racism from @voxday, all mixed up into an offensive, toxic ball. Ugh.

Michael Ward ‏@badsciencemonk
That is one of the most disgusting diatribes I have ever read

You can practically see the wheels spinning in their little politically correct heads.  If I express sufficient public outrage about sexiss and raciss, maybe a shoggoth will let me approach the stankity grail!  The best part is the way the idea that someone might speak freely about the observable societal blessings of vibrancy genuinely upsets them more than literal gang-rape by children.

Also, I would like to point out that as a bona fide Person of Color, by definition, I cannot be racist because minority, and it is racist of these two white men to offend me by attempting to falsely label me as such.  That’s right, boys, I see your Raciss card and I trump with my Color card and my own Raciss card.  Now go say three I Have a Dreams and watch The Color Purple by way of penance.