Rollo responds to a meme popular among some women: “I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out
of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at
my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”
That’s not a bad response. But Shiunji Watanabe’s is arguably more tolerant, less judgmental, and thereby superior in every way. Now, THERE is a man who could truly handle a woman at her worst. And don’t forget, 95 percent of all the weirdness in the world comes out of Japan. True science fact.
However, since we are considering the wit and wisdom of Marilyn Monroe, surely we would be wise to also contemplate the noted English philosophers collectively known as One Direction?
1. A lack of consciousness of her beauty is what makes a woman beautiful.
2. There is no woman less conscious of her beauty than a dead women.
3. Therefore, dead women are the most beautiful.
ὅπερ ἔδει δεῖξαι. Thereby justifying not only Mr. Watanabe, but the infamous Hoodoogurus. Now, I can hear some of you wondering if presenting logically impeccable arguments for necrophilia are the right way to go about winning the upcoming SFWA election, but keep in mind that these are the very people who have created a global cottage industry out of thinly disguised necrophilia and bestiality, to say nothing of electing McRapey not once, not twice, but thrice.