Obviously, it’s the guns

What other explanation could there be?

A new report finds that Americans die younger and contract sexually
transmitted diseases more than any other high-income country in the
world. The report found that Americans had higher rates of chronic lung disease, teenage pregnancy, sexually transmitted diseases, obesity, drug-related deaths, infant mortality and homicides than countries that included Australia, Canada, Japan and many western European countries.

It’s really terrible how all of those legal guns are having indiscriminate sex and forcing Americans to gorge themselves with pizza and mainline heroin.  #GunControlNow!