VPFL Week 2

103 MS Swamp Spartans (2-0-0)
70 GroverBeach Quixotes (0-2-0)

73 RR Redbeards (2-0-0)
52 Moundsview Meerkats (1-1-0)

80 Greenfield Grizzlies (1-1-0)
62 Macau Marauders (1-1-0)

104 Cranberry Rhyneauxs (1-1-0)
69 Bane Sidhe (1-1-0)

92 Bailout Banksters (0-1-1)
92 Green Reverends (0-1-1)

Thanks to the combined efforts of Arian Foster, Mike Williams and LeGarrette Blounte, the Meerkats somehow managed to lose again to their bete rouge, the Redbeards. It was particularly bad when Williams had a TD taken off the board thanks to an illegal shift penalty, since I couldn’t even take solace in what should have been a Vikings victory.

How is it possible that the special teams coach doesn’t tell his kick returners to take a knee when it’s a three-point game and there are only six minutes left? Sure, a decent return would be helpful. But even more helpful would be NOT STARTING ON THE NINE-YARD LINE!