No need to tweet

Unlike the hapless ex-Rep. Weiner, I can demonstrate that I am a man merely by flexing my text. I submitted my most recent column, sans the Schumpeter quote, to the Hacker Factor’s Gender Guesser.

Genre: Formal
Female = 638
Male = 1377
Difference = 739; 68.33%
Verdict: MALE

So much for my budding career in chick lit.