Curiouser and curiouser

The Son of Kenya sneaks out and loses the press corps to attend what appears to have been a nonexistent soccer game:

The first Google map shows the path between the White House and the location of the soccer game President Obama said he was going to watch. Distance between the White House and 40th & Chesapeake is 5 miles, or 13 minutes apart. The second Google map shows the path between the White House and the Kenyan Embassy (2249 R Street NW), a distance of 1.5 miles, or 7 minutes apart.

Why does this matter?

On 4/12/10, Jefferson’s Rebels picked up on the story that had recently been circulating the net [courtesy of WorldNetDaily – VD]. We reported on a bizarre comment made by Kenya’s Minister of Lands. James Orengo plainly said on the floor of Kenya’s National Assembly: “If America was living in a situation where they feared ethnicity and did not see itself as a multiparty state or nation, how could a young man born here in Kenya, who is not even a native American, become the President of America?”

There is only one rational explanation. Obama, with his spectacular intelligence, was the only one at the White House capable of realizing that Michael Steele had cunningly planted “James Orengo” in the Kenyan ministry and needed to personally explain the dastardly Republican plot to delegitimize his hold on the Cherry Blossom Throne to the Kenyan ambassador.