Now this is disturbing

I didn’t think it was healthy when American women confessed to dreaming about Obama. So, I’m not quite sure what to think about this unexpected confession by Chad the Elder. Saint Paul, of course, is quick to diagnose the underlying issue:

It was quite a mix of symbolism and revealed subconscious needs and anxieties. What could it all mean? Based on some undergraduate psychology courses, years of watching the old Bob Newhart show, and decades of observing Chad interact with society, my initial diagnosis was obvious: latent homosexuality.

See, this sort of thing is why I don’t go on book tour….