The first immortal

What with the health benefits of skim milk, red wine, dark chocolate, caffeine, and now weightlifting:

Men with stronger muscles from regular weight training are up to 40 per cent less likely to die from cancer than men who do not pump iron, according to new research.

All they have to do now is figure out how video games, reading, pasta carbonara, and the internet are good for you and I’ll be quasi-immortal.