I love it when a plan comes together

Note to self: when attempting to improve public image, try to refrain from beheading anyone:

New York man Muzzammil Hassan founded pro-Islam station Bridges TV five years ago to combat the negative public image of Muslims. He is currently under arrest for beheading his wife.

On the other hand, orkish shrieking about being mad headchoppaz does appear to be working rather effectively in the United Kingdom. And, of course, I imagine the divorce rate would drop precipitously were American men to begin following Mr. Hassan’s forthright example upon being served with divorce papers.