Flirting with the TMI line, Ace nevertheless sums it up accurately enough:
It’s baffling that women’s magazines even exist. All those wasted pages on “How to Keep Your Man.” Any article on this topic that contains more than three words (“Screw him lots”) is missing the big picture and dwelling on trivialities.
To be honest, I’m not sure which is more pathetic. The fact that most men are so utterly and irredeemably simple or the fact that most women are so utterly stupid that they can’t figure out a binary relationship.
It’s not rocket science. Daily sex will usually make for a mutually stimulating relationship. Twice-weekly sex will usually make for a neutral and stable relationship. Sex once a month or less will usually lead to an affair and/or a divorce. There just might be a reason the Bible instructs men not to turn down their wives and women not to turn down their husbands, given that it also informs us that God looks askance on divorce.
Of course, if you’re a man or woman who genuinely prefers watching television, well, you don’t need to be married to do that anyhow.