Cthulhu Watch

An ominous sighting in Lincolnshire:

Witnesses near the wind farm described seeing a “massive ball of light with tentacles going right down to the ground” shortly before the 290ft turbine’s propeller was mysteriously damaged. Eyewitness John Harrison said: “It was huge. With the tentacles it looked just like an octopus.”

The Black Goat stalks the night! The Sleeper stirs beneath the antipodean ice as the cold twilight of the Elder Gods descends! “Iä! Iä! Iä! Shub-Niggurath!”