Blatant media coverup

A reported death by shopping:

A Wal-Mart worker died after being trampled when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island store Friday morning, police and witnesses said.

This is being reported as a shopping stampede, but don’t believe it for a second. Those who have seen the movies will recognize the signs; it’s obvious the great zombie panic of ’08 has begun!

For proof, consider this screen-captured image from CNN’s initial report of the “stampede” before it was scrubbed.