Why yes, that IS a joystick in my pocket

Science proves what Big Chilly has always said. Chicks dig guys who play computer games:

Gamers are twice as likely to go out on dates as nongamers in a given month

Gamers were also found to be wealthier, more athletic, and smarter than the norm. Also, as Spacebunny and the Chilliette have both pointed out in the past, they tend to make pretty good husbands since they’re far less likely to be interested in leaving the house and chasing inappropriate skirts when there are so many orcs, zombies, space aliens and Nazis out there waiting to be killed.

I have my various good points and bad points, but let’s face it. At the end of the day, it’s my Field Marshal’s Pursuit that gets Spacebunny hot. And can you blame her? Look at that dwarf! You can tell he means business. And where the whole Horde quails, what woman wouldn’t find herself getting a little weak in the knees?