Or, as is clearly far more likely to be the case, a suffering vampire with a soul:
Up to 40 rabbits have been killed in Dortmund and Witten – and in almost all the attacks the killer decapitates the pets and bleeds them dry.
Clearly this is the sign of a German vampire with a noble soul, who, unwilling to drink the blood of humans, has in his desperation turned to the degrading alternative of lapine blood in order to sustain himself and keep the deadly hunger at bay. Where, oh where, is the strong, independent woman who will, despite her pride and fear of losing control, heroically allow this dreadfully dangerous creature to drink the red nectar that he so badly needs? Is there no selfless female soul fearless enough to dare risking her life… and maybe her heart?