Back to the caves

But they’ll smell nicer this time:

I believe that for a very long time men have held up the world by both altruism and greed. I believe that the equilibrium that is gender equity has shifted, and now the onus of responsibility has fallen – not out of disrespect – to women.

I, for one, would love to see the U.S. governed by a female president, a female Supreme Court, and an entirely female House and Senate. Within twenty years, the White House would be issuing formal and very tasteful requests on Chinese-made paper to Germany, Russia and any surviving bastion of patriarchal white male culture to invade and enslave them. Pretty, pretty please!

The curse of women is their eternal desire for control, coupled with a total aversion to responsibility. Throw in the inevitable incompetence caused by bubbling irrationality on the steady low boil and you have a recipe for the primitive, short-lived life in grass huts that is the hallmark of the matriarchal society. Never fear to hand over authority to any woman who demands it. It’s amazing how fast she’ll hand it right back once you make it clear that you won’t make any decisions for her and that she’ll be held 100 percent accountable for her failures as well as her successes. And if she’s one of those rare Elizabethan birds who can handle the pressure of total responsibility and deliver genuine performance, even better!

On an individual level, this guy’s comment is the gold standard. Read it, grok it, live by it: “If I can never do anything right then your opinion is of no value to me.”