An exchange of letters

Agent Provocateur makes a heartfelt plea:

Dear Gov.,

All I want to do, is wake up in the morning, walk outside and stand in my back yard with my Lab, the desert before me just as the sun rises, and take a deep breath of clean crisp morning air … a free man at liberty.

What is so hard about that?

Dear Agent Provocateur,

Put some clothes on or we’ll arrest you for disturbing the peace.

The Government