Hillary stays in the closet

The next U.S. president isn’t ready to declare herself yet:

Hillary Clinton officially declared she’s not a lesbian – not that there’s anything wrong with that. During an interview with The Advocate to be published next week, Sean Kennedy, the gay magazine’s news and features editor, asked the presidential candidate, “How do you respond to the occasional rumor that you’re a lesbian?”

“People say a lot of things about me, so I really don’t pay any attention to it,” Sen. Clinton (D-N.Y.) replied. “It’s not true, but it is something that I have no control over. People will say what they want to say.”

Who to believe, a professional politician or the woman who was having an affair with her husband for a dozen years? As Gennifer Flowers once declared on Hannity and Colmes – much to the obvious horror of both men – people in Little Rock have known about Hillary’s preferences for literally decades.