If you weren’t completely sure

Now you know that Rudy Giuliani truly is a giant horse’s rectum:

“I’m probably one of the four or five best known Americans in the world,” Giuliani told a small group of reporters at a posh London hotel as onlookers gathered in the lobby to gawk at actor Dustin Hoffman, who was on a separate visit.

I tend to dithlike Giuliani because he thaved New York City. But I have to admit, it’th imprethive how he actually manageth to make Hillary Clinton look downright charithmatic by comparithon.

However, he ith very thound on ferretth.