Holy corpulent cows

Women are fat and getting fatter:

Economic researchers from Florida State University and the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston found the weight of the average woman rose by 20 pounds or 13.5 percent between 1976 and 2000…. In 1994 the average woman tipped the scales at 147 pounds but she wanted to weigh only 132 pounds — but less than a decade later the average woman weighed 153 pounds.

You’ve come a long way, baby, from an average of 133 pounds to 153. That’s just ridiculous.

Bring back the Patriarchy!