You can’t bury love

The Hoodoogurus had no idea:

A state appeals court has tossed out sexual assault charges against three men who allegedly tried to dig up a woman’s corpse in Grant County.

The Fourth District court said a judge was correct in dismissing the charges against twin brothers, Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, and Dustin Radke, all 21. The appeals court said the Legislature never criminalized sex with a corpse.

My girlfriend lives under the ground
My friends all ask why she’s not around

I’d be interested in knowing why the Legislature would criminalize it anyhow. If nothing is sacred and there’s no consent issue at stake, why shouldn’t there be a free market in dead women?