Ah, Jamie

He really should be writing all the headline news for Katie Couric:

O.J. Simpson will not take legal action against a Louisville restaurateur who booted him from a steakhouse on the eve of the Kentucky Derby, apparently asking Simpson to leave because “he continues to torment the family whose lives he’s already ruined 15 years ago.” Instead of legal action O.J. plans to secretly kill him one night.

There are few things more pointless, but amusing than the Australian contempt for the English.