A campfire song for those few children not being abused who will be attending Vacation Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life Camp this summer.
I have decided to follow Darwin
I have decided to follow Darwin
I have decided to follow Darwin
No turning back, no turning back
No God above me, I’m just a monkey
No Hell below me, I’m a damn monkey
I think I’ll hit that junk in the trunkee
No turning back, that’s bloody whack
Though none go with me, still I will follow
There is no good no evil or sorrow
Morality we’ll just have to borrow
So watch out Jack, don’t turn your back
I have decided to follow Darwin
I have decided to follow Darwin
I have decided to follow Darwin
Don’t turn your back, monkeys attack
The highlight of the camp is the big Tug of Natural Selection at the end of the week, after which the winners take turns distributing their selfish genes among the girls on the losing side.
Fun is had by all!