I was thinking of taking a class

… or two anyhow. I guess I don’t need to now. The frightening thing is that I have been asked to consider doing a lecture series at a European university, although unfortunately not in the field for which the Nihilist informs us I am to be honored:

Top 11 Honorary Degrees the University of Minnesota is Considering In Addition to Doctor of Climatology for Al Gore

11. Britney Spears, Doctor of Hairdressing

10. Vox Day, Masters of Women’s Studies….

Only a Masters? Ah well, maybe I can hope that Wellesley will eventually come through with the doctorate.