The trauma of the nearly raped

Amynda and Feministe are apparently now writing for Saturday Night Live:

“Making a false accusation of rape can be every bit as traumatic as actually being raped…. And for the false accuser, when they are finally proven to be lying, it’s being like being raped all over again….

It’s a sad, sad day when it takes the comedians many months just to catch up with the feminists.