We’re all ears, Mr. Obama

From the Water Carrier his own large self:

“EARS” OBAMA: You talked about my ears, and I just want to put you on notice: I’m very sensitive about — What at I told them was, ”I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my big ears.'”

Yeah, this guy’s really ready for the big time. He reminds me of Bruce Willis on Friends. “Chickenboy? Chickenboy?” Barack Hussein got teased as a child, boo-freaking-hoo. Sure, there’s plenty of Democrats who will eat this sob-sister nonsense up, but Obama’s problem is that the Lizard Queen might literally do so.

Starting with those big, crunchy ears of his.

I don’t think the fact that the Lizard Queen has her own lesbian Karl Rove is going to be particularly interesting to the voting public, I think they’ll be much more interested when she pulls a “V” and devours a live kitten during her 2008 debate with George Pataki or whoever the Republican fall guy turns out to be.

As for Ann Marie Cox’s public declaration that Ears Obama is “sexy rock star”, it’s primarily a testimony to why she should never be permitted to vote or even allowed to publicly express an opinion about anything but her favorite color.