At least the libraries are safe

Devious plan to bring down airliner by explosive orgasm thwarted:

A couple’s ill-concealed sexual play aboard a Southwest Airlines flight from Los Angeles got them charged with violating the Patriot Act, intended for terrorist acts, and could land them in jail for 20 years.

Remember when “conservative” commentators openly made fun of the idea that the Patriot Act would ever be used for anything but catching evil terrorists trying to destroy America?

That was awesome.

In fairness, I don’t think anyone has managed to answer Jonah Goldberg’s challenge to name a single library that has been assaulted via the Patriot Act, so obviously his dismissal of Patriot Act concerns remains intact, if even more obviously irrelevant than before.