VPFL Week Two

Apparently the football gods don’t look kindly on parodies of Les Miserables. Who would have known they were into musicals? Because despite putting up as many points as last week, I was hammered by the WB’s Grizzlies in the VPFL as well as in THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS LEAGUE IN SPORTS. I think that’s what is called Bitch Squared, otherwise known as Not Good Times. And in a nail-biter, the Santa Barbarians managed to hold off Nate, whose coaching has no doubt been thrown off by the ongoing multi-level debacle in Tennessee.

Without further ado or public wound-licking, the results:

92 Greenfield Grizzlies
70 Mounds View Meerkats

64 Pale Horse Cowboys
53 West Texas Vikings

63 East Mesa WhiteTrash
58 COS McRays

60 Santa Barbarians
59 Burns Montgomerys

58 Mile High Club
50 Newport Sea Dogs