If you have a high tolerance for blather

The Elder provides an MP3 download of Saturday’s NARN show.

And yes, Virginia, the Red-and-White will be in full E-F-F-E-C-T otherwise known as effect, the Amaretto will be flowing like water and there will be a live blog of Arsenal attempting to finish off the Yellow Submarines this afternoon.

As if the five yellow cards last week weren’t enough, Villareal’s Pelligrini, aka The Guy Who Looks Like a Low-Rent Version of the Special One, (if you have to ask, you don’t need to know), has accused St. Arsene of being a hypocrite insufficiently dedicated to fair play.

Prediction: Arsenal 2-1, 3-1 on aggregate.