Mailvox: Our President, who art in the White House

CA is troubled by my heresy:

I am really disappointed [by today’s column]. I find it hard to believe you are actually a Christian.

I know, it is hard to believe, especially given Jesus Christ’s example in storming that hill at San Juan, followed only by his 12 Roughriders… or maybe was that Teddy Roosevelt. It’s so hard to tell them apart.

I’m just curious. In precisely what branch of Christian theology does insufficient enthusiasm for unprovoked foreign aggression equate to eternal damnation?