Dude, don’t do that

Why I’m skipping the Oscars this year
Every year since I was old enough to stay up late, I’ve watched the Academy Awards….

Remember when I wrote that one column? And remember when some people got really mad about an insinuation that someone might not be that interested in the opposite sex? And remember when I didn’t care? And remember, remember when some people thought that was pretty bad but it was actually pretty funny?

That was awesome.