Portrait of a bitter woman

The Pan-Gargler tells a tale with a happy ending:

I made my way into our favorite non-union grocery store… and as I went from isle to isle pickin’ up this and thats, I found myself frequently following this little family. Average looking dad… young though… probly mid-20s… beautiful little blonde haired girl in the cart. Curly long hair.. happy.. cute as she could be. She was smilin’ at me…

Then there was the mom… or…. the woman that was with them.. I assume the mom… I don’t know for sure. She was fat. She was ugly. She was a royal bitch. Everything the dad said, she disputed. Everything he picked up was wrong. She berated him continually… I mean the whole time… in the most hateful voice you can imagine. Civilized people don’t talk this badly to unwelcomed dogs.

The dad was simply unphazed. He acted like he didn’t even hear her talking that way. I was so discusted I was hoping he’d actually grow a back bone…

Men, never accept being talked to by a woman in a manner that you would not accept from a man. You don’t have to get physical, just make it very clear that you will not stand for it and if it continues, there will be consequences. You’ll have to follow through a few times as they test you to determine if you’re serious, after which point most reasonable women will adjust their manner of speech accordingly.

Yes, there will be feelings hurt, and yes, you’ll likely be frosted out for a few days… depending on your predilections, it will be a good time to get caught up on your Bible-reading, video game-playing or Internet porn collecting. Remember that in the long run, a woman is a lot more interested in a man she can’t push around than in one she despises.

And women, always remember that silence does not equal acceptance. The weakest, most contemptible little rat of a man is still capable of snapping your neck if you push him far enough. Even overmuscled male bullies know better than to back a scrawny wimp into a corner from which he can’t retreat; if they won’t take that risk, why would you?