I don’t know why I like Vin Diesel, I just do

Bane points us to an excellent set of Diesel-related hagiography:

If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy’s. When asked why he doesn’t do this Vin replied “Because Grammy’s are for queers.” Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose’s shit.

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

I laughed, I cried. Much better than Cats.