Abraham’s quixotic jihad

Fresh from his stunningly accurate predictions of mass anti-semitic riots caused by Mel Gibson’s THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST, the ADL’s Abe Foxman declares war on Christianity and Christians:

Institutionalized Christianity in the U.S. has grown so extremist that it poses a tangible danger to the principle of separation of church and state and threatens to undermine the religious tolerance that characterizes the country, the national director of the Anti-Defamation League, Abraham Foxman, warned in his address to the League’s national commission, meeting in New York City over the weekend….The ADL, considered the largest Jewish organization in America, has in the past spearheaded campaigns against religious preachers and Christian elements deemed unusually extreme. But this is the first all-out media assault by an ADL head on the U.S. Christian establishment.

This guy would have made quite the grand strategist, wouldn’t he? With leaders such as these, it’s no wonder that Jews always manage to find persecution all over the world. Launching all-out assaults on the overwhelming majority doesn’t exactly strike me as the best way to win friends and influence people in any place or time.

Foxman’s strategy is intriguing. The Muslims already hate the Jews, the revolutionary pagans and secular atheists haven’t exactly shown a great deal of fondness for them in National Socialist Germany, the Soviet Union or the post-christian EU, (do excuse that upper-case J, European readers) so naturally, attacking American Christians makes a great deal of sense. I suppose for his next trick, Mr. Foxman will travel to India to label Buddha a fat bastard and follow that up with an attack on Hindus – who, fortuitously enough, already have plenty of swastikas* on hand – thus assuring Mr. Foxman that everyone everywhere really is out to get him.

*yes, I know they’re reversed, don’t be so bloody pedantic.