Put that pole training into practice

As today column makes clear, this country ain’t for everybody, just the sexy people. And yet, my proposal makes about as much sense as anything the Bush administration has done to win the War on Method.

Arguably more, in fact. I doubt even the most motivated Islamikaze would be able to bring himself to spend weeks cavorting naked around America; they do seem to be a rather modest lot.

On a tangential note, must one be naked to cavort?