Is it considered less than perfectly kind to harbor maleficient wishes towards an individual one has never met and does not know? It’s not that I want anything bad to happen to Marshall Faulk – even though he missed half the season for me last year, the wretch – but I wouldn’t mind seeing him pull his Ricky Williams and go on tour with Lenny Kravitz or something.
That would complete a very nice backfield of Ahman Green, Duce Staley, TJ Duckett and, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Stephen Jackson.
The funniest thing is how Chokechain, last year’s unexpected champ, now features an All-Fragile starting backfield of Faulk and Fred Taylor. They should be good for what, six games between them? His entire bench is now made up of running backs. Good times… oh, yeah, it’s coming!