Mailvox: the Dark Secret

A Vox nemesis expresses a desire:

If we keep saying such nice things about each other, people are going to start talking. I wouldn’t be surprised if we’re already being compared to Carville and Matalin. Uh…you can be Carville.

Look, Pete, if you want to slip on Victoria’s Secret because it makes you feel pretty, no one’s stopping you, least of all me. I fully support your right to wear women’s clothing and call yourself Mary. I’m a libertarian, after all.

Oh, don’t be embarrassed, here, take this Cuddle certificate and you’ll be feeling more secure about your new identity in no time. Sure, I think the sheer pink chiffon would go over great with the Cuddlers. Just remember Rule Number 7!