Mailvox: I’m so jealous

Dreadpiratesnuggles shows off his math:


That’s 290 years… Ok, my bad, closer to 300 years vs. 800… So I was off by a measly 500 years! Relatively speaking, what’s the difference?

Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that there’s an executive at CNBC barking at his secretary: “Get this guy on the phone! We need to give him a show now!”