A giant red flag, waving

From Monday Morning Quarterback (of all places): On a recent trip to the Chart House, a fine restaurant where the minimum dress code is business casual on the west bank of Hudson River in Weehawken, N.J., I became distressed. As I walked to my table with my lovely bride, I spied a twentysomething man sitting with a woman at a table, dressed in jeans, sneakers and a light blue T-shirt with these words in bold, large black letters: “YOU SUCK.”

[Correction] Ladies, this is the sort of thing I would strongly recommend that you avoid. If a man you are dating, or are considering dating, or with whom you even happen to make eye contact is wearing a shirt with this sort of message on it, run, do not walk, for the nearest exit.

I think the female equivalent would be something on the order of “MEN SUCK”.