Fun on the Yellow Bus

This is the second time Silver Lake students were discovered to have had sex on a school bus. On Dec. 12, 2002, a 14-year-old junior high school girl was reported to have performed a sex act on a 16-year-old male high school student. Other junior high school students on the bus told their teachers about the incident and the two students were disciplined. Middle school parent Beth Dwyer, when told about the latest incident on Wednesday, said she was extremely disappointed that the same incident took place yet another time at Silver Lake. “But this is why I and a lot of other parents drive our kids to school. It’s because of what happens on the school bus,” said Dwyer.

Because, of course, nothing bad could possibly happen during the other eight hours of the school day. They’ll surely be too busy with all that learning they’re doing. The operative word, of course, is discovered. Heck, I was a zero until 10th grade, and even I managed to score on the bus a few times before I graduated from high school.