Why women shouldn’t cover sports

ESPN has a column by some loser chick explaining that Tom Brady is not hot because even though he is really handsome and lots of girls are gaga over him, he is a Republican and doesn’t dance well. Umm… okay, LIKE I GIVE A FLYING RAT’S ASS! Save it for Tiger Beat, Fluffy.

What is ironic, of course, is how quickly attractive, liberal, socially conscious but upwardly mobile women become Republicans as soon as they achieve their ultimate goal and marry a man with money. After one taste of a driveway full of Mercedes and cocktail party glitz, they’re throwing fundraisers for George Delano.