Getting jiggy with John Francois

News of a possible extramarital affair certainly puts a new spin on John F—— Kerry. Or perhaps it should be John Fitzpatrick? He always did want to be a Kennedy, after all. The ironic thing will be seeing Kerry get derailed by this supposed affair with an intern, when Bill and Hillary were able to skate on a free pass from the media for their affairs. As usual, it appears that those on the inside had a pretty good idea of what was going on:

In an off-the-record conversation with a dozen reporters earlier this week, General Wesley Clark plainly stated: “Kerry will implode over an intern issue.”

When will politicians learn? The fact that Bill got away with it doesn’t mean that you will.

Matt Drudge
is all over it, as you’d expect. Adieu, John Francois. We hardly knew you. So, Clark is out, Dean is toast, Edwards can’t even win in the South and now JFK is imploding. Hmmm… who does that leave….

Stop! Hillary Time! (bassline)

PS – does anyone else suddenly have horrific images of a naked Skeletor flashing through their head?