Janet Jackson

Are MTV’s program directors 12 years-old or what? I’m no prude and I am as big a fan of breast augmentation as Kid Rock, but how on Earth was any of that ridiculous halftime show appropriate for children watching the game? When Kid Rock is the performer with the most class and musical talent, you know you’ve got some serious problems.

It was the worst judgment I’ve seen since Coolio was lip-syncing on Nickelodeon. And the post-game lies are less believable than a two year-old’s. You can’t promise to “shock” people ahead of time, then claim that it was unplanned once it goes over like a lead balloon. What a bunch of losers.