Excerpt from actual Christmas letter. Names have been changed to protect the long-suffering.
“Chilliette and I are teaching ourselves Latin, and will pun away in that supposedly dead language for hours. Our astronaut training is progressing nicely though my duties as test pilot have prevented me from getting as much time on the shuttle simulator as I’d like. Chilliette, on the other hand, has just completed her second book on gestational depression in embryonic rabbits, and I understand it has set the animal behavior community on fire.”
This was actually only the second funniest Christmas letter Space Bunny and I received this year. First prize goes to our good friend, the former swimsuit model, who wanted to make sure we were all kept up to date on the current state of her breasts. You probably think I’m kidding, don’t you.