Hugo Danger’s epic meltdown

It is certainly a doozy.  A brief sample of hits from Hugo’s Great Manic Confession follows.  TL;DR: We were right.  The leading male feminist was a complete fraud.

I am handing over my password to a trusted friend shortly.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 15h

Well, that was a manic episode.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 18h

I’m sorry that I kept mocking socially awkward men as creeps as a way of making myself look better.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 18h

Please. After the sexting and the fraudulence and the sheer ugly debasedness of it all I’m finished.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 18h

People are tweeting me saying I’m hurting myself more by doing this. How? You think I had a chance at a comeback?
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 18h

I did promote others but I secretly wanted to be THE male feminist
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 18h

To everyone at the Good Men Project I am so sorry
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

Or find a better way of doing it because I did deserve it. I was a shitty writer and I was a fraud and I did try to kill my ex
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

So you should know that you were RIGHT! This man is not well.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

The point is simple and clear and sane. I have been a self-aggrandizing fraud from day one. @studentactivism will tell you
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

So yes, I sexted with a hooker. Yes, I wanted to have my students watch me screw James Deen.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

I loved being the most notorious bad boy male feminist out there
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

But I was just craving attention.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

I’m a monstrous hypocrite.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

…that I was sleeping with a 23 year-old. And sexting a 27 year-old. Not my students at least.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

I cheated on my wife and pretended to be reformed. I wrote an article in the Atlantic condemning age-disparate relationships the same week
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

My friends who defended me I’m so sorry. You did all that work for nothing. The critics were right, they could see it.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

I am so so sorry that I let myself be like this. But I wanted atttention so f-ing bad. This was all about attention.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

And yes, I networked like a motherfucker to get promoted.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

I’ll be fine, and I’ll dump in some tranquilizers in a sec. But let the truth come out. The critics were right.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

I loved the attention more and I was fucking awesome at getting it.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

I read one book of Kimmel’s and made myself an expert on men and masculinity.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

But there was no there there.
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

I then built a career as a well-known online male feminist on fraudulent pretenses. My mania let me talk a good game
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

So the real story you all missed is that I talked my way into teaching women’s studies on the basis of 2 undergrad courses only
Hugo Schwyzer ‏@hugoschwyzer 19h

I don’t know about you, but I am looking forward to seeing how McRapey is going to top this bold move by Hugo Danger.  Let’s face it, a mere ballgown isn’t going to do it.