From SI:
The Bucs signing of offensive tackle Todd Steussie, who had been released by the team about a week before, set off a target-practice session in the local press. Most outstanding in his criticism was Martin Fennelly of the Tampa Tribune. He called Steussie a turnstile, compared him to saloon doors, and proclaimed the tackle to be “back in the rotting flesh.” Also, “we eagerly await his first motion penalty.”
Okay, that’s excellent. Especially that last metaphorical kick in the crotch.