VPFL Week 7

This is getting ludicrous:

99 Masonville Marauders
71 Greenfield Grizzlies

90 Winston Reverends
71 Cranberry Bogs

66 Burns ICU
65 Mounds View Meerkats

64 Village Valkyries
48 East Mesa WhiteTrash

49 W.C. Silver Spooners
38 Black Mouth Curs

The Meerkats have scored 452 points, good for fourth in the league. Naturally, they’re FOUR games behind the 5-2 Valkyries, who have scored 31 fewer points, and three games behind the 4-3 Silver Spooners, who’ve scored 89 less.

I’m starting to feel like Mike Martz in St. Louis.